Original lyrics to “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch”

Just in time for the Christmas season, they uncovered the long-thought original verse from the children’s classic, “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch.”

You’re a scoundrel, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a boil on my taint.
You’re hemorrhoid with an ingrown hair,
and a suppository with a thorn.

I’m not sure why they changed it.