in Jokes

Little Drummer Boy

I love Christmas songs, except “Little Drummer Boy.” His parents sound like a couple of assholes, possibly anti-semites. Joseph and Mary have a newborn, in a barn. They probably haven’t gotten any sleep with everyone stopping by. And now this couple who want some peace and quiet of their own, send their little shit down with his drum to bang around. Puh rum puh pum pum my ass. I’m sure it was just pum pum. The rum was back upstairs with mom and dad.