What a Drag it is Getting Old

When I was younger, for some reason, drag queens and older black women seemed to have a thing for me. I think it was my baby face. It took me years before I could grow a decent amount of facial hair, and the only celebrity I was ever mistaken for was Fred Savage.

I’ve aged and so have my fans. I used to get hit on by the likes of Anita Mann, and Ruby Falls. Today it’s more likely to be Urethra Franklin, Gyna Lotrimin, and Kathy Griffin.