I love how women, and by women, I mean wives, think they can read your mind. Whenever I ask mine a question, she answers the one she thinks is coming next – instead of the one I asked.

Last night we were out to dinner, and I noticed she hadn’t been eating her meal.

So I asked, “How is it?”

She replied, “No! You can’t finish it!”

Another time, I asked if we had anymore coffee, and she immediately shot back, “I’m not going to the store!”