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Lane Splitters

Here in California, lane-splitting is legal. For those of who don’t know, lane-splitting is when a motorcycle drives between cars. The law was made way back when motorcycles overheated in stopped traffic. Today, that’s not much of a problem, but the law stays on the books.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not just bitching because they can scoot through traffic while the rest of us suckers sit still with our thumbs up our asses. That part is awesome.

No, what I fucking hate are the guys that split lanes when traffic is moving. You’ll be going 60-70 miles an hour and some nut job on a crotch rocket will come out of nowhere and narrowly avoid your side mirror.

The real reason I hate lane-splitters is they stop traffic twice as much. First, when they crash and second for their funerals.